if ur here to contact my mom f*ck OFF professor elm

entry #1

finaly got my own pokemonz from professor elm (FUUCKK HIS ASS BTW HES SO WEIRD. incel chaserrrrrr stayy awayy from my mommm you weirdoooo) and there was only totodile chikorita and cyndaquill i feel like ash fml.theyre all so uglyyy (CYNDAQUILL FANS IK THEYRE CUTES BUT LIKE. IVE SEEN HISUIAN TYPHLOSIAN PICS ONLINE. I CANNOT HAVE A REGULAR TYPHLOSION IM SO SORY .) so i just chose fuckign totodile cuz it was da most ok and i do NAWT want that little bitch in the bottom lsft. his name is chudling and i love him and feed him fuck glue that kills/harm him

entry #2

some weird eggy boy who i saw sitting behind elms lab when i was getting chudling ran into me justb now and dropped his trainer card and his name was listed as "cucK!!!1". really awesome

ENTRY #3 FUCK ME

GOT MAH FURST EVA SHINY. MY FIRST EVER SHINY POKEOMN. ARE YOUF UDKIGCN. OHB MY GOD. OH MY FIUCKING GOD ITS A PIDGEY. IT LOOKS LIKE PISS. ITS A PISS PIDGEY. ITS A FUCKIGN PISS PIDGEY. i named it pissodor. whatetever. img nona cry.

entry #4

spent like 4 days in violet city because one of the wise sages hooked me up with gardevoir magazines and then my mom called and asked how far ive gotten in my pokemon journey yet aand i got so embarassed cuz i didnt know how to eexplain it istarted crying so hard that chudling tried to hug me. and then i threw up a little . sniffle

entry #5

CHUDLING EVOLVED HELL YESSSS. NO LONGER A CHUDLING BUT A SIMPLE CHUD 💘

entry #6

ook soi finally got over the gardevoir magazine thing an went into the next town and i saw some friggin, nerd team rocket cosplayer punch an old man in the nose hooooly fuckign shit lmfao. AND THEN I WEN INTO THE TOWN AND THEY WERE BLOCKING THE FUCKIGN GYM !!!!!!!! i found some old man who was trying to deal with them and he said he'd go beat em up, did nothing, and fell in a hole and then i had to go save his ass and also defeat team rocket cuz turns out Team Rocket Is Back. which who gives a shittttt !! they were kidnapping slowpokes and cutting of their tails whjich is kinda friggin weird but swagevr, anyway then i beat the gym because turns out THE GYM LEADER ONLY HAS A SCYTHER AND TWO LITTLE BUG BABIES IM CRYING. EVEN MY POKEMON ARE STRONGER THAN THAT !! ARE YOU KIDDING ME !!! WHAT IS THE BAR FOR BEING A GYM LEADER !!! anyway i beat his ass and then that eggy boy came up to me again and i won cuz im the best cuck girl in johto! ^_^ and everyponytaaa loves me for it

entry #7

i dont want this. ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

entry #8

PISSODOR EVOLVED YAYAYAYAAAYYYY. I LOVEE YOU PISSODORRRRits kind of more disgusting now. i think its got a disease

entry #9

after i posted that i love pissodor alot of girls started messaging me weird things. i dont know why

entry #10

i got a sandshrew n named it forcefem because i thinjk a sandslash could be a beautiful older woman.amd now im grinding it